MADONA, O ESQUELETO AMOROSO

A disfunção sexual das estrelas

começa a tornar-se um assunto grave e com consequências,

apesar da indelicadeza do desabafo íntimo (do mais intimidatório que há!),

a verdade é que ossos e cartilagens, boa forma e musculos na mulher,

fica provado serem um claro óbice à harmonia conjugal e é por isso que qualquer guy

terá de ir procurar fora a fruta que não encontra dentro,

não vá frustrar-se ainda mais a fazer amor, e rarissimamente!, com um esqueleto

ou então reparar que está abraçado a uma mera conjuntura de sonoras cartilagens:

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«Guy is said to have made repeated pleas claiming that they should spend more time with each other but was turned down by the singer owing to her fixation with her exercising routine. “He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she’d be too tired to make love,” News of the World quoted a close pal of the couple as saying. “And towards the end Guy wouldn’t be there. He’d get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates,” the pal added. The close friend further revealed that even when the couple did indulge themselves in acts of passion, Guy reportedly felt he lay with a bunch of bones. The friend said: “After a few drinks one evening Guy said it was like cuddling up to a piece of gristle. “All the soft feminine tones have been replaced by the build of an athlete.”»

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in The Times Of India